Eagles Star A.J. Brown Says His Car Was Stolen in Philly — and He Wants It Back, One Way or Another

Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver A.J. Brown says his car was stolen in the early hours of Monday morning — and he’s determined to get it back, even if he has to do it himself.

Brown broke the news on social media, laying out two possible outcomes — both ending with the return of his vehicle.

“Dear Philly — To whoever stole my car last night, I’ll make a deal with you,” Brown posted. “Bring my car back and I won’t press charges. But if I find you first, it is what it is. Take it or leave it.”

This incident comes amid swirling rumors that the Super Bowl champs were considering trading Brown, despite signing him to a three-year contract extension last year.

However, ESPN’s Adam Schefter shut down the speculation, saying flat-out that the Eagles have no plans to move their All-Pro receiver.

Hopefully, Brown gets his car back soon — without having to take matters into his own hands. Worst case? With his $96 million deal, he can just buy another one.